WOODFORD RESERVE
When people drink too much, they text too much.
That’s why we created the Woodford Reserve Keyboard—an app that distills your texts for you.
We text responsibly.
Finally, we can all text responsibly
Vote for the cringiest text
We decided to make a special edition Cringiest Text batch of Woodford Reserve. This included a barrel with the text voted most cringy distilled down. We also printed the distilled text on bottles from the batch.
But first, people had to submit and vote for the cringiest text of all.
- Thermal Coasters -
We also made thermal coasters that show the original text when dry and the distilled text when wet.
